a girl I knew in middle school got her first period at a cross country run and it ran down her legs, and now she’s a princess at disney world. the moral of the story is that there’s always hope.
So my mom said “wow it’s been a while since your last period hasnt it” and I just stopped and went “Oh my god mom AM I PREGNANT” and she said
"Child. Firstborn. Daughter of mine. I’m guaranteeing there has been no immaculate conception and I know for a fact you threw a textbook at the last dude who even looked at your boobs"
Someone cuddle and make out with me while we listen to Neck Deep please
so my mom had this cyst on her ovary her freshman year of college so she got surgery to get it removed and after they removed it thERE WAS LIKE TEETH AND HAIR AND MISCELLANEOUS BONES IN IT AND THEY TOLD HER SHE ABSORBED HER TWIN IN THE WOMB and that’s why i’m scared of my mom